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What do you think of "Troy" - by Lady Nind

I was allowed to post here your comment [info] lady_ninde and you can also find in his Lj.

Lady Nind wrote the comment in two parts: I preferred to keep this setting and create a single update. If you allow me a suggestion: read them in order ...




What do you think of Troy - Part I
Small review benevolent

So in the end I went too. To see "Troy", I mean. And, despite having fever and horns bed before you go, I have endeavored in every way - I swear - to keep the mind free from prejudice, to take film for what it was and not what I wanted it to be, to be open and willing to appreciate how good the director may have been put there, although they plunder of the rest.

But there are successful: I confess I have failed.

I do not know if it's because despite everything I'm not really been able to ignore the things I knew, and which now belong to my training and the way I feel. Maybe, instead, to one that Homer knows nothing of this film will be liked. As the girl sitting next to me that during the duel between Achilles and Hector was rooting for Hector, and her boyfriend that foretold the latter's death, said turning annoyed: "And do you know?" (I must say that this was a fun interlude, in full climax of the film).
Yes, I'd like to know the opinion of someone who went there with my mind very clear.
However, I for my part, I propose to found the movement, 'Take the camera with Wolfgang Petersen and I have already started collecting signatures. For him and for all those who, like him, make meatballs everything that has a shred of dignity and tradition to invent absurd melodrama incellofanati without rhyme or reason, and which by the way are all equal in their desperate idiocy. We want to talk about Nero maybe the film aired last week on Rai? And of Augusto on its predecessor, and all the worthless crap in the one and the other is stuffed? But no, it's just "Troy," but let us once and for all: NO MORE! Give horseracing and leave the EPICA (is also the story), WHICH ARE NOT FOR YOU!



I do not know where to begin, there are so many vegetables that I would pull him that this rascal massacred in two hours and forty minutes 2800 years of meaningful discourse. I agree with almost everything that has already written [info] ewyn on his LJ, but unfortunately I can not comply with his fine irony. Not completely, at least, because this time are a bit 'too angry, and the beauty is that as time goes on less and pass me the anger.

Not to mention the destruction of Iliad, Odyssey and Aeneid? But yes, however, digress a bit 'of time, just to contextualize. Then step the most important issues.
I try to go in order, starting with small things seem less substantial, but I think also of the hidden meanings.



  1. First of all, the choice of the interpreter for the character of Achilles. Before the only surmising, I can now say with good reason, but what the hell has to do with Brad Pitt Achilles son of Peleus? Yes, yes, okay, good ... you've gone so many hours in the gym, you you're busy and you put on a great physical compliments. But what about that nose to the French remains the same as for the biceps did not grow, and on that mountain of muscle (stand included) as there is a mustache on the Mona Lisa? And luckily for the director in that role we only saw him and was even "terrified" by the idea that Pitt refused! I personally I would have seen everyone except him. But oh well, maybe this is a matter of taste. But it is not so much the nose is the expression, facial expression ... It will be a detail of the actor's face, but the fact is: It is important that the protagonist in a blockbuster is cut for the role? Or rather, what kind Achilles Petersen had in mind if he does do a Brad Pitt?


  2. Is it true what they said and I want to say too, but those who came first to the idea of making an idiot cousin Patroclus to Achilles? Of course, do not pretend that saying openly that it was his comrade, I understand that it would take a lot of courage and otherwise, given our mentality, it would have seemed much less normal than it seemed to the Greeks, and was liable to make "Troy" in a sort of gay pride in second-passing all other matters, and it was not the case. But still, you could not invent something better, maybe just fade, as does the rest of Homer, and speaking perhaps a dear friend, a faithful companion and so on.? And avoid turning Patroclus, who was a valiant warrior, a fledgling greenhorn adopted by Achilles (is also in bad faith, among other things, all this shame, because the "cousin" then seems to Boy George, and then the gay speculation, if they do not make the audience, certainly the director has made them, it is to swear). And since we are not in the Iliad Patroclus wears Achilles' weapons secretly, but asks permission to do so to hearten the Greeks, Achilles and granted them. No misappropriation (including the theft of weapons is something very serious, and no Homeric warrior would do, especially would not do Patroclus to Achilles).


  3. Agamemnon and Menelaus, apart from the fact that there are two barrels of lard (and fortunately that tradition spoke of the "blond Menelaus, the man no less than for its beauty and so on. Etc.") Each have at least thirty more than Achilles. And two people are rude and smelly, devoid of any decoration. Now, I is not that nice Agamemnon (indeed, as a character I never loved too, for that matter: it is arrogant, angry, overbearing). But from here to make an old trippone there runs cabbage. It is not just a cosmetic issue, of course. No, the fact is that all these men, in Homer's world, have made the warrior ethic of honor, respect, even in contention for greatness and challenge, and all this in the film is completely cleared to make them become troglodytes, and it shows by how they behave: that is to say they did not understand a damn about them, and the Iliad in general. In the Iliad Agamemnon, Achilles to return to battle, send an embassy with controfiocchi formed by Ajax, Odysseus and the old Phoenix, then he apologizes, he sends "gifts infinite" and Briseis returns, ensuring the honor of his not to have touched. In the film says, yes, "I have not touched," but immediately adds: "I have given to the troops" (!!!) And there is no embassy, because Achilles is brave to save yourself the maiden from the clutches of soldiers. However much troglodyte even Achilles, quest'accolita of Lords, which gives sganassoni men and women (including Briseis), turn pea in the wind (but not the frame, whether fortunately or unfortunately I do not know, not having been able to assess a person ) in front of the priestesses of Apollo, makes private orgy while all the others go into battle, and we miss just burps, but maybe he did and I missed it. Now, I wonder, director and screenwriter of this movie know the difference between "anger" and "zoticaggine? To do so fierce he was, the poor Achilles, was his need to turn it into an orang-utan?


  4. Briseis is promoted to the rank of the female protagonist, and - the field as priestess of Apollo - incorporates within itself three people: the priest of Apollo Crise, Criseide her daughter (now useless, since there is crisis and nobody wants to claim), and herself. Maybe that's why there is no trace of the plague that is striking the Achaean camp, in the film, as was the case at the beginning of the Iliad as a result of prayer to his god Crise insulted by Agamemnon. Here, no fever, except three or four died of disease around the horse left at the end that I did not understand what they were doing there or who had put them there.


  5. Elena I said, from a beautiful and adorable as he was a traitor (which after the war he returned to Sparta with Menelaus overjoyed) poor data is transformed into a sixteen year old bride in an old wineskin, who discovers love with Paris and it stays with him until the end, sharing the grief of the Trojan women heroically.
    hilarious, however, the initial dialogue with him, that in Sparta salt to her room to seduce her:
    "No, I do not want."
    "Last night did not you say so."
    "Last night was a mistake."
    "And the other day?"
    "I made many mistakes in these days"
    And we complain about how the poor states Orlandino? Come on ... how do you play on an exchange like that seriously? I think it is already so that is not laughed saying those jokes ... I is not sorry, however, Orlando Bloom in the role of Paris, I must admit. Cut enough for the character, apart from the idiotic script.


  6. We want to talk about Ajax? At times I get a shot when I see it: if Achilles seems he is an orangutan spit King Kong. He, the most noble, dignified and tragic heroes of the Achaeans, looks like a character from Planet of the Apes. When the fights seem to see the final of the U.S. Kogan wrestling, not to mention the fact that it is killed by Hector. But it is not the only one with this unexpected departure, since Menelaus died, Agamemnon is killed by Briseis, and so there is more to anyone, and in one shot this film sends unemployed block all the Greek tragedies. Farewell Oresteia of Aeschylus, with the chain of blood in the house of Atreus, Agamemnon killed his wife and then killed in turn by his son, then in turn chased by the Furies ... and all at the hands of a Briseiduccia any, that generations of neutralizes itself stories about guilt and justice. And Ajax, being killed by Hector, will not commit suicide for the trial of arms, then goodbye Sophocles and reflections on the loneliness of the hero. How not to laugh out loud, in fact, opposite the scene of Achilles heel pierced by an arrow and so dying, crying out "Peace, peace ..."? And yet, not saved the other hand, in this film, Andromache and Astyanax, through a secret passage that leads them out of Troy in flames? I must say here that I was almost glad, because I always come to the Magone said on the tradition, which ended the slave of Neoptolemus Andromache (for the record that he is the son of Achilles, not a soldier, as in "Troy") and Astyanax was thrown from the walls and smashed against the rocks always Neoptolemus, lest it become as strong as his father Hector. I had always made her heart sink the genocide of the Trojans after the fall of the city, the way he recounts, for example, Euripides. But here the good guys are saved, hooray! At one point I confess to having hoped that the Trojans should win, because I always cheered for them, and burned the horse outside the walls by Roasted occupants (sin only for Sean Bean, who is so cute, and that he gets along decently in the movie).


  7. The sons of Priam, who happened to? I was going to call "Chi l'ha visto?" because in the film are only two, Hector and Paris, rather than the fifty Homeric. I understand that fifty is a little 'bit, especially since the film is nowhere to Hecuba, that alone has made 19 ... but in short, a cross between 2 and 50 there must be, right? And sacrificed Polyxena on the tomb of Achilles? And Cassandra? Missing.


  8. The encounter between Hector and Andromache Scee at the gates? Practically quashed: no words of love, nothing "you are to me father, mother, brother and husband ", no" I care about anyone in the world than you, my bride "Of course not .... She cries, the two say goodbye, he reminds her of the secret passage and Astyanax starts crying in the middle for no reason, and also gives a little 'annoyance. No trace of the embrace of his father and little scared because you see waving "terrible" the crest on his helmet at him, smile and quiet of the two parents, and Hector, who takes off his helmet and dribbles the baby in her arms and lifts him to heaven, and blessed him, praying to the gods that one day someone says, "It is much stronger than the father." All gone. On the other hand appears Elena from a distance, and Ettore her a last look before going to die (ah, by the way, during the duel with Achilles before his death the poor man stumbles, falling, in the only stone visible within a radius of three kilometers).


  9. Aeneas, who in the Iliad is already one of the greatest champions Trojans, here is a brief appearance at the end and will have a maximum of fifteen years, bringing with them the father who seems more his father's great grandfather, son and of course without Ascanio given the young age. Paris asks, in the heat of the moment: "What's your name?". He said, "Aeneas". Laugh of the public. I understand the excitement, but Paris would have to recognize as they were close relatives, and among other things as Creusa, wife of Aeneas, was his sister. But oh well, you will be distracted, and then here Creusa is absent, as was said, fallen in the massacre of the children of Priam made by Petersen (but fierce Achilles!). "I entrust to you the sword of Troy," he says solemnly Paris (never knew of a sword of Troy, but maybe I missed): "As long as in the hands of a Trojan horse, Troy will live." Amen, and one day start Aeneas from Troy, the star will be born in Rome.


  10. The most important and solemn scene with Priam goes to Achilles' tent to ask for Hector's body? I'm sorry, but even here the skill of Peter O'Toole does not save us. The old man comes in tenduccia hooded hero, Achilles asks: "Who are you?" He said, "Priam!" Solemn pause, filled by the laughter of the nearby high school choral students. We arrive at the crucial moment, one in which the old king of Troy in the Iliad Achilles asks the return of Hector's body, recalling the common destiny of death of men, reminding him that he has a father, Peleus, who will suffer for his son away to his death in battle, which will remain only at the mercy of the neighbors because Achilles will not return to defend it. Achilles is moved, cry, cry together both thinking the one to Hector, the other to Peleus, and Achilles decides to grant Priam. This is in Homer. But here: surprise! Peleus is dead, says Priam. "I knew your father," said the old king, in the same tone of Colonel Tom Cruise in Top Gun, and it seems just about to add: "We were in Vietnam together." But no Vietnam, the gist is that Pele is the luckiest of Priam, why has not seen since the deaths of his sons died before him. But can you? Besides, think about it, you can: if the mother of Achilles Thetis, who is a goddess, can have as furrows and wrinkles sixty years, his father Peleus, who was a mere man may very well already be dead ... However, Priam goes home with her son's body and in addition released Briseis, who greets him with a touching, "Uncle!"


  11. And I close this part with a notation on places and times. Short, but a bit 'of decency here! The royal Trojan that seems furnished by a Turkish Mistress, Paris and Helen who go around with their parasols, the palace of Sparta and populated by odalisques Janissaries, costumes that seem made for the carnival of Viareggio, tents Achaean reminiscent of the huts of pygmies, the ship of Agamemnon, in contrast, turns into a big-tent caravan equipped all diadems of solid gold on the forehead of every laundress Troy ... the Trojan War and how long? Mah .. yes and no two weeks, maximum twenty ... More than ten years of Homer: Here you solve all dall'antefatto epilogue, in a jiffy. And sorry if it is little.




For now I close with just the little things, but as soon as I step on to more serious ...




And this is but the second comment ...



What do you think of "Troy" - Part II
said a little 'more seriously


So, let's talk about' things more serious, because we do not think that the stench in the nose and we're here to do the fleas in "Troy" just for the sake of us snobbish airs slickers.
is clear that no one expected that a director struggling with a so vast and mythical epic tradition would begin to keep up with details to satisfy the insatiable taste of experts on the subject. Of course, there is a limit to everything, even the freedom of composition: if one makes a film about Christopher Columbus is expected that at least the protagonist discovers America and Norway, and it must be said that with "Troy" are almost at this level, because the havoc done by Petersen definitely goes beyond the pessimistic predictions. All we need is to end the war, the Trojans should win ... And I do not think that is enough to spring up the backside to write "freely inspired by the Iliad" in the credits. If I say that I freely inspired by the life of Hitler I certainly did not for this approval to turn it into a lamb philanthropist.

Yet the point is not, in my opinion.
That is, it could be that too, but not in the sense that one is going in and counting the discrepancies between "Troy" and the Iliad with the punctuality of the stern schoolmaster, enjoying every blue and red cross marked next to the blunders. Personally, indeed, I must say that struck me - when I read - the director's decision not to introduce the gods in history. An interesting choice and courageous, I thought, because in fact the presence of the gods in Homer is often a way to explain and describe the "outside" impulses and psychological processes that take place in the soul of men and would be exciting to see how the film had made it instead. Really would be "more realistic", to work seriously.
But it seems to me that "Troy" is exactly the opposite of a realistic film, in spite of what the writers have said, that those reasons have justified the considerable freedom that have been taken.



then someone should be a good time to take the trouble to explain to the filmmakers of Hollywood (which incidentally are very good at packaging film fun, and maybe our barbosissimi masters of cinema learn from them how to produce films less soporific. ..) should, I said, Petersen and company to explain that if si incaponiscono a ficcare con l'imbuto qualsiasi storia gli capiti a tiro nello schema precotto del genere (avventuroso/drammatico/thriller ecc...), senza fare un minimo sforzo di riflessione sulle motivazioni REALI che muovono l'agire dei personaggi, alla fine succederà sempre quello che in effetti succede (e succede sempre di più da un po' di tempo a questa parte, mi pare) nei loro film, e cioè che questi sono tutti uguali, e sembrano tutti di plastica, e alla fine risultano sempre più noiosi, perché ti propinano sempre la stessa solfa e la stessa minestra riscaldata. E, a parte la noia, risultano tutti assolutamente improbabili e lontani anni luce dalla realtà. Cattivi che più cattivi di così non si può, good so angelic to rot your teeth regularly duels solving all equal when it seems frighteningly good first and then succumb to win a second miracle before being massacred by the poor (and in which the villain left standing even if the pass over a steamroller, and regularly before he died really gets up one last time when the good turns her shoulders in order to receive the final blow to the great satisfaction of the public), are crucial to the unfolding of history born of intuition generated by the case (see Ulysses comes to mind when the idea of watching a horse soldier carving a wooden horse for his son, and do not tell me that is not pathetic), fierce warriors (Achilles), which softened and become peace through the love of sweet girls (Briseis) who know how to properly match the puissance of the beloved or the bank account with their virtue intact and crystalline, the good always triumphs and the innocent who invariably saved everyone (see Andromache and Astyanax fleeing from Troy) in order to reassure the viewer that we are undoubtedly in the best of possible worlds and the crime does not pay for the bad guys are getting a bad end (see Agamemnon made Briseis out and tells Menelaus not miss him, so he learns to traumatize his size with a thin, unhappy girl, as Elena), and so forth, I think I have exemplified enough.

Well, not so much the fact that "Troy" has taken away everything that was inside the Iliad that we take it really, but rather because it has only removed to put in place the load of a tire mixed shell with no content, which has turned one of the most moving and profound stories of the world in the usual rigmarole rhetoric of honor and love and war and blah blah blah, du 'balls, doctor, du' balls ... All right, so that the box office is guaranteed, but I ask myself, get tired sooner or later also be seen pouring out of the audience the same thing in a thousand different sauces, and it would eventually happen to these guys is wondering why some European films (only some, not all, for goodness sake!) tell the truth much better than theirs, so much so that they often are, overseas, the first to learn it in slow motion to understand where is the secret?

What the hell was the need to go tell the Trojan War dall'antefatto epilogue, making the soup with the abduction of Helen, the wooden horse, the achievements of Agamemnon, the temper of Achilles, the patriotism of Hector ("God, Country and Family", a perfect spot in the film, expressly said: "Three things I learned: to respect the gods, to love his wife and defend the homeland"), what need was there, I said, bring us everything and more invent what is not there, as if not enough material available, and all this without asking the slightest problem on the real intentions that moved the Homeric text?
Homer does not describe all the Trojan War, but only one episode that occurs in the tenth year of it, what the center is the wrath of Achilles. And on this episode plays its story and its reflection, making a unified and cohesive, with a deep sense. Not a soup made with many ingredients and no flavor.
did not need me to say it myself, anyway. Aristotle has already written a lot 'of time before me, in his "Poetics", explaining why Homer was greater than all the others They told the epic without selecting, playing endless loops of long events without a sense of unity:
"How, then, in the other imitative practices unitary imitation is that of a single object, so too must the story, because it is the imitation of action, the action is unique and complete set, and that the parties of the facts are so interrelated that, transposed or less a part of the whole it would be changed and altered "(51a)
And again
" How to imitate narrative in verse, is clear that the stories you have to compose as the tragedies in dramatic fashion, around a single whole and complete action, which has a beginning, half and an end, because it confers the pleasure that is just like a single whole animal , the compositions should not be similar to historical treatment, in which it is bound to be made public exposure of an action but a period of time : all the facts in it have happened to one or more persons, each of which is with others in a casual relationship. (...) But the most part, we can say, poets working well. Therefore, as we have said, even in this Homer must look wonderful in comparison to the others for not having tried to represent the entire war, even if it had a beginning and an end, the story would have been too big and not embrace a look, or, even measured in size, for the intricate variety (59th)

Is that really annoyed me in this film about the Trojan War: the complete ease with which the subject has drawn freely, be treated without the slightest scruple, without taking the slightest trouble to ask if there was even a reference in the text means something good to think about and maybe to repeat or reconsider - for charity - with every right to rewrite it with a look modern. I bothered the gratuity of some changes made for the sake of doing them, in search of the special effect or increased adhesion to pre-established models of Hollywood (Which still follows the doctrine of division into genres).
It is therefore not made a film about Homer's world, but has adapted the Homeric world of the film, and I think there's a huge difference.
result, Priam, who talks like Colonel Rambo Trapman, Achilles seems that Mel Gibson in "Lethal Weapon", Ulysses seems the Egyptologist genialoide of "Stargate". The women then do not talk about: there was one with a little 'of pall ... um ... Personality: sweet and concerned about his wife Andromache, Helen, the unhappy traitor, the virtuous maiden Briseis harping on and off ...

What was the need to make this meatloaf, with so much waste of resources, unable to say even one-tenth that something so simple and at the same time that total by Homer? And that is that the Iliad is the story of growth, and a struggle. It is the story of one man, Achilles, who desperately refuses the idea of death, and with all his strength rebels condemned to the fate that you know, who refuses to be like everyone else and try searching for the glory of becoming different and higher, and immortal, which reacts with a blinding pain at the death of my dear companion and tries to find a comfort killing the person who killed another, and inflicting pain on others, as if by that he could change his destiny, the incumbent to all men. It is the story of a man who in the end, however, desperate and defeated, accepts crying Priam with the idea of death, including accepting the common destiny of being like the enemy he killed, and acceptance becomes very large, and becomes, for this reason, most human and tragic and triumphant than ever before.
These are the words addressed to Priam that Achilles, having "enjoyed western, give him back before the body of his son:

" Wretch, how many misfortunes have endured in the soul!
How dared come only to ships of the Achaeans,
before the eyes of a man who killed you
many brave sons? really have a heart of iron.
But come on, sit on this seat
and although anxious, let the pain
lie in the depths of the soul; there is no utility in the frozen tears. This
the gods have spun for miserable mortals
live in suffering, they, however, are immune from the pain.
Two great pitchers are on the threshold of Zeus, full
giving of gifts, one of the evils and the other assets. Who
Zeus, lord of lightning, it shall, after being mixed,
he now meets an accident, now a fortune, but who gives only
woes, makes a miserable
insatiable hunger haunts him God on earth, and wanders
without honor or the gods or by men. So
to Peleus's Concert beautiful gifts, from birth;
exceeded all men of wealth and fortune,
was lord of the Myrmidons, and although it was deadly,
gave him to marry a goddess. But God also gave him
misfortune, because he was born, in his palace, a race
of children born to reign, but only gave birth to a son, the short
destiny, and I can not take care of him while
aging because they are very far from home,
here in Troy, causing misery to you and your children.
And we've heard that too, old, once,
were happy, tell us that, in the territory over which restricts
Lesbos, home of Macarius, and below, Phrygia and the boundless Hellespont
, you, old man , were superior to all,
for wealth and children. But when I send this heavenly disaster,
always battles and massacres around your city. Be strong, do not distress
and relentless in our hearts, you will not get anything,
crying your child, you will not revive, and maybe you
suffer some other misfortune. "

(Iliad, XXIV, 518-551)


The Iliad is this and many other stories ... and the good (or bad) this movie is that at certain points the director seems to have even guessed, but then it all different ways and out of place and every step gives easy to compromise with the need for the box office with such requests, by forcing the characters of personalities, values that can not be because basically not interested at all represent, the interests represented his, and indeed, maybe they were at least his own: those are just trivial and bland rhetoric of moralism and cheap they do not believe now no one, and the first to him.

's why I did not like "Troy": not for the endless stream of nonsense which has upset the Homeric tale, not for the missing children of Priam and Cassandra that there are no arrows and inconsistencies in beads and historical .
But because it does not understand the value. He has not even tried to understand it.

Friday, May 28, 2004

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Inconsistencies

Hello!
here that I laughed when I thought to create a list of the inconsistencies of Troy.
I begin. Then as I reported to the Insert ...
I ask only a courtesy as I would like to make a list you can send me in pvt ewyn@yahoo.com, so 'the add ...


Inconsistencies

divided into the I:

  • Inconsistencies Classics


    1. The Trojan War lasted ten years;

    2. Priam 50 not only two children;

    3. Neoptolemus is the son of Achilles

    4. Briseis is the nephew of Priam and even a priestess of Apollo;

    5. Achilles 'mother is a goddess and is eternally young (and beautiful);

    6. Patroclus is Achilles' cousin, Patroclus

    7. is the lover of Achilles

    8. Patroclus is the mentor of Achilles, not vice versa, and thus is older, not younger;

    9. Patroclus does not steal the weapons of Achilles, but he asks to borrow because the Greeks are about to be hurled into the sea;

    10. Astyanax, Ettore's son, is thrown down the walls of Troy by Neoptolemus, for fear that growing up can become stronger than his father and then avenge the death

    11. Andromache (Hector's wife) does not flee, but is enslaved by Neoptolemus;

    12. Menelaus and Agamemnon in Troy do not die;

    13. Elena is brought back to Sparta

    14. Paris dies but I do not remember ... someone like you remember?

    15. Hector kills Ajax: Ajax commits suicide because he had obtained the weapons of Achilles

    16. Enea is the cousin of Paris, and one of the best warriors Trojans impossible that Paris did not know him;

    17. Achilles dies before the end of the war and does not go to Troy




  • Historical Inconsistencies

    1. Belly dancers do not belong 'to it in Sparta Troy

    2. The tortoise was invented by the Romans;

    3. Archers Assyrian;

    4. The dishes are of the XIV / XVII century;

    5. ;




  • Geographical Inconsistencies

    1. Mycenae and Sparta are two delightful seaside towns



  • Inconsistencies Architectural

    1. The doors have no wickets service Every time opening those mastodons?





Picnik Quotes On Friendship

Troy - by Venu

First of all I apologize Venu: The first comment was his.
I do not know how I managed to forget it.
I ask forgiveness. I would like to highlight
Moreover, because it is a positive comment and I never give up being objective ...
If something does not like me can enjoy with others .. I would like here you could put all our comments ...


Troy


By Venue - I went to see troy .... I have just returned home ...... ignoring the diversity of films from the Homeric text ...... I tell you that the film is amazing .......... Pitt's Achilles is a formidable ..... (I remind you who is the guest of honor ... and I think that I got to have at least one of the actors' interpretations of 'Interview with the Vampire' ... in fact, cele ... I do not remember if I've put too Banderas - Zorro in my guests, but there too) ... really left me stunned .... Patroclus and the actor who plays .... slashabilissimo is with pitt .... are a great pairing ... eric bana hector is also a formidable and orlando he is a great Paris ... credibilissimi are all ... I even cried in the scene of Priam and Achilles ...... I cried like a fountain ..... I will come to see him and I will take the DVD ...... really ...... much pleasure to those who go to see it ... Loll ... you were the one who was upset and did not want to go .... listen ... I am a lover of the Homeric texts ... but the film is made Strabo .... without American ........ with the care of the customs of the times of Homer really amazing ... well as the soundtrack to this topic ..... insommma .... really to be seen ..... to enjoy ...... the euro is spent ... and to think that if I went I spent half of Monday .... but I went tonight and I am glad I did ......
kissssssssssss
ps sorry for his manic ... but I'm excited ..... towards the end of the movie I had come a slight asthma attack ..... I kicked and I resisted ..... I wanted to get to the end of the film .... then I know the maritigno theater manager and asked him if he takes the smallest bill I've seen and I have indicated .... told me tieneeeeeeeeee ... must pick it up when the movie arrives at the last day of programmazioneeeeeeeeeee ............
cheggiornata .......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go and see .... you'll like ... Venu word ...........

Why Is My Urine So Clear From Alcohol?

TROY - By ENA

This is rather a commentary by Ena.


Troy - By Ena

Just out of the cinema I wanted to * die *, I just say that I sent to this sms lau "Give me that f *** ing sword of Troy I throw out as Ajax! "

Looking back with a cool head, I say that the script is horrible and ridiculous with all the trivial Ash propina. I do not know if the pearl of the pearls and the proposal of bucolic escape of Paris to Helen, or "is not an insult to say that a dead man is dead ..." "What is this?" Priam's in front of the horse or you have given me the peace of the dying Achilles (I got the impression that she would give him anything, but never mind)

At times I laughed like crazy, or maybe I laughed to keep from crying: from Agamemnon which reunites the famous ports of Greece and Sparta and Mycenae, known to be charming places bathing, and then Ajax Hammer of Thor Achilles with his acrobatics, belly dancers in Sparta, Troy looks like a mix between Babylon and Egypt of the Pharaohs, and then all talk of "home", but which country??

That said, the actors, poor things, do what they can with this script:
Bean is very good (but the voice that would have saddled the dubbing does not convince me) ok, I'm * extremely * biased, but I thought it was very convincing and subtle seduction (as well as sexy fear)

Orlando, Puccio my beloved in the first part merely making grimace and frown, then grows with the character or perhaps because of the bow and arrows, who sa? In his defense I must say that are affected the most absurd of all the jokes. Yes, very nice view, I would have liked to see more, because otherwise withstand such torment?

Bana who, luckily, has the most well-characterized, it seemed really good, did not know him as an actor, so I made a wonderful impression, virile, compassionate at the same time (and chest!)

Peter O'Toole, I do not know, I love it since I was 9 years and will continue to love him, but, apart from the fact that the character of Priam is absolutely incomprehensible at times it seemed that he did not know quite what he was doing or where you found (which is also plausible, I doubt they knew that many on that set)

Pitt, we must talk about it? Ok, contracted jaw constantly alternating staring thoughtfully-muscles to "dance like anvedi Nandro (lone)" I do not think he had the charisma to carry the film on his shoulders (the physique du role, there is, too, and all too performed)

The female characters are completely flat, the maximum expression of the personality crying shame because the material to make them more interested they would have had.

Speaking of the movie itself, aesthetically I was not excited.
There are some beautiful scenes, like the night battle and the death of Patroclus, the duel between Achilles and Hector (although I can never forget ETTOREEEE! and hope that someone from the walls answered him with a beautiful raspberry alla romana)
Others are exciting: the dressing before the duel, the supplication of Priam to Achilles Achilles, in front of the corpse of Hector, says, "I'll see you soon, brother." On the other hand I found that chilling the fall of Troy is all a "BRISEIDEEE PARIDEEE ... ... ... PARIDEE Briseis" (and even there I * asked * to someone if they came out screaming "PAAAATROCLOOOOO).

The sets and costumes I was not convinced at all: they seemed "the festival's all a bit '" and did not contribute at all to make the whole more credible, far from it.

I did not expect to see a film version of the Iliad, I know that film has its own needs and times, I knew the final would be Paride_ed_Elena_che_se_vanno_ per_la manina_verso_il_tramonto.
I was prepared well, but I wonder why, if the stated intention was to make the most realistic and present together, they have ignored any knowledge, let alone the archaeological and literary, but even geographical available?
Why, if they wanted to make a story of business and human passions, have come pouring out instead for a meatloaf in which escape of all the motivations of the characters and everything happens too fast to be believable?
The idea that I have is that neither the writer nor the director had no idea where to end up, so the result is an epic waste of material and human resources.

However this summer, all shouting "ETTOREEEEE!" On the beaches of Mycenae. O Sparta. And 'the latest trend.

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Troy - TROY by Ewyn

This is my comment to Troy. Copied from my Lj
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Troy

So where to start?
begin by saying that I will not speak of the massacre of the Iliad, or the Aeneid, neither the Odyssey nor the whole of what is considered the greek-roman mythology.
Let us not comment on these aspects because it is a Hollywood film, and then all that is "culture" we can forget it. Moreover, in the end credits it says "loosely based"? So we should not expect anything.
Well, the classics, we put them aside.

second point: the historical veracity. Again, this is forgotten because Petersen said as "we have no information of that historical period, so it was pointless to do research."
Giusto, archaeologists are a race with extinction and then contradict themselves ... also deleted the historical inconsistencies.

So I sit in the chair laying down its arms and sharp entry I am going to see a beautiful love story, war, glory and human perfidy.

The first thing I see are the eyes of Orli (okay now I can make a clarification? If you do not know since there Vig and Harrison 'Rims. Period. There is no issue.)
Then Orli shirtless.
Then burst out laughing. In the midst of passionate scene in which Paris calls Helen to flee with him.
could not believe it: I laughed that the interpretation of Orlando. But I should take back
: interpretation? Which interpretation?
Please know that Mr. Bloom will never read these lines, but if they become aware that she could confirm it was the whole time of the shooting at the home of Cele and then the screen is not she??

a disaster, I do not know if this is the best that Orlando Petersen had available but did not seem (in Ned Kelly, in Pirates of The Caribbean and Black Hawk Down) that Orlando went like 'disgustingly bad ...

Anyway, this scene in the movie and then 'was a disaster ... The plot leaked from practically all sides. If someone can explain like the Parthian Greeks to arrive the day after the arrival of Hector, Paris and Helen, having to gather and having to equip an army (and that army!) Well offer him a margarita.
what about the proposed "Two hearts and a hut of Paris to Helen? From
sbellicarsi. It seems that an old Teti and should be a goddess? Goddess??
And Briseis to Achilles before deburring, then dropped out to avenge Patroclus, then enters the horse only to save, then die like a fool. Before
want the glory, then thinks better of it, then returns idea ... Our
ff are more logical ...
And Paris? Legolas practically deaf and dumb ... but you do not feel Briseis?? The only

what you save and 'the backside of that Pitt is not even because his is a stand ...
A little 'I would say little.

should also give a dictionary to scenaggiatore: the poor Ulysses
almost past its time to say "I will talk about the 'I' (referring to Achilles).

However, something must be saved: except for a little 'stiffness I liked Eric Bana. His Hector was almost acceptable. Excluding, of course the scene with Elena before opening the doors ... about consistency with the classics we put aside the historical as well, the architectural one?? Also, of course. Because in those immense doors there is no 'trace of wickets for the transition (Peter my darling where are you ..? Ah the gates of the Hornburg ...).

Another thing to all the different congruences we have left aside, we must also add the geographical congruence ... Sparta like the sea, the rivers of Trojan ... but I will stop here.

Ah yes, Sean Bean, Peter O'Toole and Brad Pitt: Well the director did not do too bad with them ... in the sense that as serious professionals are just a bit 'lost their marbles on the screen and not make the perfect figure of the other morons .. But I fear that is due to the fact that, probably, from time to time, have made their head ..
say that I was too bad??

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I HAVE SEEN ... ... OR: THE CURSE OF THE HEEL OF ACHILLES - by Tauri

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I HAVE SEEN TROY ..

... OR:

THE CURSE OF THE ACHILLES HEEL OF


I never regret having spent so much money ... cmq. now telling the whole story and to sign up to the end so you are warned!!

Achille-Pitt (who must have studied the sacred fight with Ken Nanto school !!!!! Hit the fighting techniques unlined) has set up a fisicaccio fear and learn to fight (and who knows what else * _ *) to beautiful doll his cousin Patroclus ^ _ ^

Meanwhile Paris-Orly, in Sparta, it is the mussel-Helen and convinces her to elope with him to Troy.

Nos: !!!!!!!!!!! I have never been so ashamed Orly is pucciosissimo, says dog, it really scared, finamai the mussel is good!! Ç_ç

Then Odysseus-Bean goes to Achilles and convince him to call in the name of Greece (which at the time did not exist as a state national, but here it seems entirely dominated by Agamemnon !!!!!) to go to Troy to resume a mussel!

Bean is a cool !!!!!!

Meanwhile, Orly, mussels and Hector-Bana (congratulations to him too ^ _ ^ very good ^ _ ^) arrive at Troy, where Priam fulminatissimo O'Toole welcomes them (poor guy, he, who made Lawrence of Arabia, reduced cosìç_ç).

The next day came the Greeks and stick with a system that will invent a thousand years after the Romans ... a skirmish in which Briseis is kidnapped, of which now falls in love with Pitt as a calf ... Cassandra and Polyxena obviously do not exist ^ _-

War, one that lasts 10 years, just to understand, is resolved in 15 days ... Paris challenges Menelaus, and just as it is to triumph is in turn killed by Hector, brother this whole mess will not see him much he loves him .. then fighting under the walls where he died-_-Ajax, Achilles retired to his tent because it's damn Briseis Agamemnon, Patroclus takes Achilles' weapons and is killed by Hector, in turn, killed after 5 minutes, Achilles drags the body around ... Priam goes to Achilles to beg that makes the body and, as surplus, including Briseis, which appears to be the nephew of Priam ...

I forgot to Orly!! But disappears after the first hour for the entire second !!!!!

funeral of Hector, Trojan Horse (since there was no Cassandra, his lines he recites Paris >_\u0026lt;... Pitt running everywhere in search of his Briseis, who meanwhile killed Agamemnon (and that poor Clytemnestra home sharpening the ax ????)... all flee in the basement ... And here's the famous scene of the Sword of Troy, Paris relies on a guy who stopped on the street and asking: "Who are you?" "Aeneas" (ie, Aeneas was one of the principles and here it seems ... that a refugee is recognized only by the fact that the father in the shoulder ...). Enea grabs the sword and to Rome, where of course in turn will be taken to Britania and tatatata: The Sword in the Stone (sorry for the digression but I saw the trailer for King Artur ^ _-)

Paris back then, Pitt hits the heel in the notorious (even if you do not understand why ...) and three times in the chest (same, equal to the end of Boromir ^ _-) and flees with Briseis. So the income of those who prejudice and should not be added, we select these two, Helen, Andromache and her son !!!!!! Arghhh !!!!!!!

Wonderful ending!! Sean Bean soddisfatissimo one that lights the funeral pyre of Achilles! Finally a film that remains alive until the end! May not know that the journey home will luuungooo luuungooo ^ _ ^

Finish.

ps Pitt wore a leather armor will not tell you if the laughter when it slipped

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