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Troy - TROY by Ewyn

This is my comment to Troy. Copied from my Lj
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I hope you all can have fun adding your comments ...


Troy

So where to start?
begin by saying that I will not speak of the massacre of the Iliad, or the Aeneid, neither the Odyssey nor the whole of what is considered the greek-roman mythology.
Let us not comment on these aspects because it is a Hollywood film, and then all that is "culture" we can forget it. Moreover, in the end credits it says "loosely based"? So we should not expect anything.
Well, the classics, we put them aside.

second point: the historical veracity. Again, this is forgotten because Petersen said as "we have no information of that historical period, so it was pointless to do research."
Giusto, archaeologists are a race with extinction and then contradict themselves ... also deleted the historical inconsistencies.

So I sit in the chair laying down its arms and sharp entry I am going to see a beautiful love story, war, glory and human perfidy.

The first thing I see are the eyes of Orli (okay now I can make a clarification? If you do not know since there Vig and Harrison 'Rims. Period. There is no issue.)
Then Orli shirtless.
Then burst out laughing. In the midst of passionate scene in which Paris calls Helen to flee with him.
could not believe it: I laughed that the interpretation of Orlando. But I should take back
: interpretation? Which interpretation?
Please know that Mr. Bloom will never read these lines, but if they become aware that she could confirm it was the whole time of the shooting at the home of Cele and then the screen is not she??

a disaster, I do not know if this is the best that Orlando Petersen had available but did not seem (in Ned Kelly, in Pirates of The Caribbean and Black Hawk Down) that Orlando went like 'disgustingly bad ...

Anyway, this scene in the movie and then 'was a disaster ... The plot leaked from practically all sides. If someone can explain like the Parthian Greeks to arrive the day after the arrival of Hector, Paris and Helen, having to gather and having to equip an army (and that army!) Well offer him a margarita.
what about the proposed "Two hearts and a hut of Paris to Helen? From
sbellicarsi. It seems that an old Teti and should be a goddess? Goddess??
And Briseis to Achilles before deburring, then dropped out to avenge Patroclus, then enters the horse only to save, then die like a fool. Before
want the glory, then thinks better of it, then returns idea ... Our
ff are more logical ...
And Paris? Legolas practically deaf and dumb ... but you do not feel Briseis?? The only

what you save and 'the backside of that Pitt is not even because his is a stand ...
A little 'I would say little.

should also give a dictionary to scenaggiatore: the poor Ulysses
almost past its time to say "I will talk about the 'I' (referring to Achilles).

However, something must be saved: except for a little 'stiffness I liked Eric Bana. His Hector was almost acceptable. Excluding, of course the scene with Elena before opening the doors ... about consistency with the classics we put aside the historical as well, the architectural one?? Also, of course. Because in those immense doors there is no 'trace of wickets for the transition (Peter my darling where are you ..? Ah the gates of the Hornburg ...).

Another thing to all the different congruences we have left aside, we must also add the geographical congruence ... Sparta like the sea, the rivers of Trojan ... but I will stop here.

Ah yes, Sean Bean, Peter O'Toole and Brad Pitt: Well the director did not do too bad with them ... in the sense that as serious professionals are just a bit 'lost their marbles on the screen and not make the perfect figure of the other morons .. But I fear that is due to the fact that, probably, from time to time, have made their head ..
say that I was too bad??

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